L.O.S.!

With love to all my favorite tanks (who are only as guilty of this as everyone else — indeed, I looked for a way to include DPS in this filk but it's a pretty short song)!

"L.O.S." = line of sight.  If you lose line of sight to a target, you can't cast a spell at it or otherwise affect it.

"S.O.S." = my favorite ABBA song.

"L.O.S.", a filk by Teuthida of Feathermoon

Where is that buffed-up tank?
He seems so hard to find
I tried to throw a heal,
but there is no sight line!
Why did he move from off his spot?
I cannot understand!
We had it set up nice,
so all our heals would land!

When we can't see ya, darlin', we can't heal ya!
L.O.S.!
The heals won't find ya if we have no sight lines!
L.O.S.!
When you're gone
Up those stairs
We all panic and run
When you're gone
We stab "heal"
Nothing lands and we're done!

You seem so far away
Though you are standing near
We heal so you might live,
But you will die, we fear!
We know you can't stand in the clouds,
Or flame waves or void zones,
But if we see you not,
O, Tank, you will be pwned!

When we can't see ya, darlin', we can't heal ya!
L.O.S.!
The heals won't find ya if we have no sight lines!
L.O.S.!
When you're gone
Round the corner
We panic and run
When you're gone
Though we try
We can't heal and we're done!
When you're gone
Up those stairs
We all panic and run
When you're gone
We stab "heal"
Nothing lands and we're done!
When you're gone
Round the corner
We panic and run
When you're gone
Though we try
We can't heal and we're done!

Jun 27th, 2009
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